Listen up, folks! It's time to put an end to the never-ending sound of pickleball popping and embrace the sweet sound of thwacking tennis balls. I mean, who in their right mind wants to hear that sh*t all day long? It's like living next to a popcorn machine, but worse.

Believe it or not, some people have actually sold their houses because of the pickleball noise. That's right, they couldn't take it anymore and said, "Screw it, we're outta here!" It seems like the sound of over-sized ping-pong balls being violently popped was the only music in their lives.

But fear not, my friends, because tennis is here to save the day. Not only is it a more challenging sport that requires actual skill, but it's also less annoying than pickleball. Sure, tennis balls might be louder, but at least they don't make that high-pitched popping sound that makes you want to scream like a banshee.

It's time to bring our A-game and show those pickleballers who's the boss on the courts. Grab your rackets, lace up your tennis shoes, and let's serve up some justice. It's time for tennis to take over the neighborhood, preserve home prices, and prove once and for all that we're the true ballers. Let's thwack those tennis balls like Boston’s sanity depends on it! Because it does.

If you're in denial about how annoying pickleball pops are, and you’re between pickleball and tennis, choose tennis (duh!). Not only is it a more exciting sport, but it'll also save your sanity and prevent homes from losing their value due to the ear drum assault of pickleball popping. Plus, you'll get to meet some pretty cool people who aren't obsessed with pickle boats. So, what are you waiting for? Let's thwack some tennis balls and live our best lives!